Monday, March 15, 2010

"Emergency" Numbers

Emergency Telephone Numbers
These are more effective than 911
When...

You are sad, phone John 14
You have sinned, phone Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23
You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34
You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip , phone Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1
Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31
You are depressed, phone Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John 15
You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalm 19
You want to carry fruit, phone John 15
Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/ discovery, phone Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone Romans 12


ALTERNATE NUMBERS
For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47
For security, call Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call Psalm 145:18


ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.
FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH

(I'd like to give credit to whoever wrote this, but have seen in multiple places on the internet, with no credits. But I didn't write it.
Recovering from my hard drive crash and busy busy times, and hope to be back to writing myself this week. Thanks for visiting! )


Chatty Kelly

9 comments:

Jenny said...

I love this, thanks Kelly :)

destrella said...

Thanks for the list! :O)

Nel said...

I love this list. I keep a copy folded at the back of my bible. Sure does come in handy sometimes.

until next time... nel

Warren Baldwin said...

Cool

Andrea said...

Awesome post, sweetie. Hope you are doing well.
Hugs,
andrea

My ADHD Me said...

Good thing I ordered ink for my printer. I need to copy this!

Edie said...

Hope your computer woes are over soon. :)

Great list!

Anonymous said...

Awesome list mom!!! Gigi

Marla said...

Excellent!